It wasn’t always fishnets; I have always loved underwear on a woman, even back as a kid when my Mum bought clothes in the 1970s from catalogues. There I would be, staring at Action Man or Tonka Toys until she left the room, and with an almost silent whump of bulk pages being transported from the back section (it’s where the toys always were) to the front second section (after ladies’ dresses it was sleepwear and then underwear).  There before me were ladies in Playtex girdles and Cross Your Heart bras, however, keep turning the pages and you found suspenders and stockings.  Even at the age of 10 this had appeal over Action Man, but only just.  It wasn’t what you could see, but what you couldn’t. To be honest, even if nipples and pubes were on show, I would have approached them with the same trepidation of attempting to understand religion; but when I became a man, I cast aside childish things.

 

Jump forward 40 years and my love of stockings remains. They are a mediator between my eye and soft skin.  The fishnet stocking effects a transition from the existing physical familiarity of Missy’s body that I usually see when she undresses after work or before bed, into the illusionistic realm of being somewhat unobtainable. Stockings, especially fishnets for me do not provide visual transportation graciously, they grab you by the balls and say, “Fuck me if you dare!”

 

The comedian Dara O’Brien’s sketch on the stocking is fantastic as it highlights his perceived ludicrousness from a stocking worn at thigh height as being in the ‘sexy zone’ to it dropping below the knee to a ‘passion killer’ pop-sock. He does recognise that in between you find the over knee Japanese school girl, however, he skirts around that at some speed.  He does not mention fishnets which is a real shame as I am sure there is some comedic value there if you trawl deep enough.

 

Fishnets for me take me back to the very early 1980s with MOD revival, Skinheads and Ska music all rolled into one fantastic hedonistic period of my life.  Female skinheads with cropped feather cuts, Fred Perry T-shirts, braces, miniskirts, fishnets and Dr. Martin Boots.  The fishnets just rocked my world, I mean I really had a thing about girls in them. Unfortunately, physically fulfilment was lost, for MODs and Skinheads never the twain shall meet.

 

In more recent times, a’ la last weekend at Eroticon, Missy tried on one of her two new body stockings in the confines of our hotel room.  Although not traditional diamond fishnets, I was met with many bubbles of beautiful circular white skin in this unusual design. It looked fantastic and warranted several angular poses to get the desired effect.  And so, we end back where I started, not with a Gratton’s catalogue underwear page, but more with the focus on framing a perfect image and allowing the eye to be confused by a fishnet pattern.  Diamonds or bubbles, Missy or Skinheads, they all scream, “Come and have go if you think your ‘ard enough!”

 

10 thoughts on “Fishnet Stockings, Where’s The Catch?

  1. ‘Skinheads’ is a label so strongly associated with neo-Nazi-ism and racial hate crime in my country that I was taken aback at first by your use of the term here. I get that in some places – and I believe, in this instance; correct me if I’m wrong) that the term is more closely associated with music and counter-culture. It took me a minute to sort through what I read just due to the shock impact of the word. (Not a criticism, just an acknowledgement.)

    Musically, I associate fishnets with the grunge band fandom that developed in the ’90s (Docs, torn fishnets, short skirts) and – oddly – Madonna. (It was her gloves on the Material Girl album photos that did it, I think.)

    • Oh I’m sorry if I made your hair stand up, I do see why though! Yes the skinheads of my youth were still following the original culture born in the 1960’s. Whilst a number transited to the National Front ideology and neo-nazi-ism as you point out, in my small part of London they kept the faith. Music was a massive influence to us and quite often I would attend events where skinheads, suedheads, Mods, scooter boy and girls would congregate to listen to music of the 60s through to the early 80s. Reggae, Ska, Northern Soul and great black soul singers from America. Don Letts, original videographer for The Clash, did a great sub-culture 60 minute documentary on Skinheads in the U.K. It’s well worth a watch as it is both entertaining and educational. There are also flashes of fishnets from time to time! https://youtu.be/reGXa3vgeF4. Thanks again for commenting!

  2. i read your post avidly, not least because it has a n overlap with the post I created about my passion for fishnets! I grew up probably around the same time as you, my brother more than I was on the edge of the skinhead/suedehead music scene and I enjoyed the SKA movement and the grunge girl music later and Madonna (as Mrs Fever says) in the 80s. I keep adding to my fishnet wardrobe because it has the same effect on my fella as it seems to have on you when Missy wears it!

  3. I adore fishnet seamed stockings – fishnet body stockings – all of it really – it screams SEX – it screams FUCK ME – yep even just thinking about putting them on makes me feel sexy 😉

  4. “they grab you by the balls and say, “Fuck me if you dare!”” THIS is why I friggin love them, because making that statement is as hot as hell to me

    Mollyx

  5. I love your post. It gives a different flavor to read your thoughts on fishnets. I admit I had the same reaction to skinheads as Mrs.Fever, but knew inately it was more the common reference of the time.

    • Yes, us old people lived in a different world. I said, WE LIVED IN A DIFFERENT WORLD! Damn hearing aids…..🤣. It was all about the music for me back then. Still is.

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