Review – Tongue Mermaid Remote Sex Toy

First impressions We loved the colour! That may sound a bit basic, however, a number of sex toys we have used over the years have had quite deep vivid colours that start to fade in odd areas and lose that look of being clean. It’s perception more than anything but if you are putting things […]

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Prêt-à-porter

Prêt-à-porter review

The Prêt-à-porter by Satisfyer arrives in packaging which looks stylish, textured Matt black with gold writing, something classy that you want to buy. Inside the box there is the Prêt-à-porter, a brief instruction manual, a charging cable and a black velvet bag to store the toy in.  The toy itself is quite small, 14cm diameter […]

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Review – Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo

Our eyes first fell upon Hot Octopuss 2 years ago when attending Eroticon in London. Hot Octopuss were one of the sponsors and had a stall set up with a wide range of toys from their product range. Most of the items had a generic brand look about them which we liked very much and […]

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The Queen Bee – Review by submissy

The Queen Bee by Hot Octopuss describes itself as ‘a powerful next-generation clitoral stimulator’. As those of you who read my blog regularly will know, clit stimulation is really my thing, so I was keen to try out a toy which claimed it could provide ‘a unique and intense experience’. I sometimes feel a bit […]

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GodeMiche Offbeat Grande

Being someone who has never used a hand held ‘manual’ masturbator before I was definitely up for trying something new. Having seen Godemiche products online in bright colours I was hoping the device would be the same, and I wasn’t disappointed! The packaging was both simple and functional which I really liked. I am not […]

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November Toy Review

My Favorite Implement Hi! MisterMan here with a toy review for you for November. I couldn’t settle on just one, however. I have to divide this post into two parts: one for a punishment implement and one for fun. If Beth were a masochist or a spanko then the two implements could be the same, […]

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With a Crescendo

Mystery Vibe cite the Crescendo as “The World’s Most Advanced Luxury Vibrator” and I would have to say that I think there is a lot of truth to that claim. It is one of the most versatile vibrators that I have ever seen. Everything about it is adaptable from the shape to the settings to the […]

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The Doxy

I posted this on my own blog in November 2016 so it is certainly not new. When I wrote the review on the Ruby Glow today I realised that I had never posted it here and thought it might be good for reference. For information we are still going strong with the Doxy and it […]

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Ruby Glow Review

The Ruby Glow is a “dual-action vibrator and intimate massager.” According to Rocks Off who make the toy, when you try it “you will understand what makes it an exhilarating hands-free ride. It is a saddle-style, non-penetrative clitoral vibrator which can be used even when fully clothed. Shopping online, working from home, and reading erotica […]

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Review -Sheets of San Francisco

Missy and I first came across this great product (not literally, but later) when attending Eroticon in 2018. The guys had rigged up a fantastic scaffold framed bed for playing and on it was a range of waterproof sheets. However, as we soon learnt, not any old waterproof sheet! They came in different colours and patterns […]

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